“Three books only, please.”
“But I need these five to work the spells properly.”
“Three books only, please.”
“Listen, I don’t think you understand…”
“Three books only, please.”
“Damnit! Stop telling me that! Can’t you make an exception…”
“Three books only, please.”
The middle aged wizard threw his hands up in the air. “Fine! I guess I’ll just improvise the rest.”
“There is a law against unauthorized meddling in spells.”
“So just what am I supposed to do?!”
“Well, you could become a librarian…”
“You’re kidding me, aren’t you? A librarian?”
“Why not? I have all the books I want.”
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